Short Stories

These are the longer short stories that the paid subscribers are helping allow me to spend more time on.

"Is this a gang war? Oh... um... well, is there anyone who wants my protection? Like you want to opt out or something?"
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“Isn’t that what your generation wants? To be treated as important and special without having to do any actual work?”
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“Oh no. Did we get another religious one?”
1
"He can breathe underwater and swim fast and has fish friends... so he’s sort of like a superhero."
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"You don’t want to fight evil without pants."
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“I wonder if you’re bulletproof.”
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There are worse things narrators can be than unreliable
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