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Jan 17, 2022·edited Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming, sarahk

I feel like I am getting more value here than in the stock market, so as far as grifting goes, I’m good with this kind.

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Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming, sarahk

Okay, this totally made my day. All that couponing was worth it.

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Winchester in a top hat looks snazzy.

But a monocle?

Dude, even I don't have one of those.

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Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming, sarahk

Darn it - grifted again! FLEEEEMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!

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Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming, sarahk

He's adorable...period!

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Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming, sarahk

Going hungry to pay for my subscription was worth it

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Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming, sarahk

is it really a grift if the mark enjoys it?

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Jan 17, 2022·edited Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming, sarahk

He really is too cute to not have a monocle.

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Jan 17, 2022·edited Jan 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

I dunno, I think you just owned yourself by giving him a tux t-shirt. Feel like that shoulda been a stretch goal. Also, the next goal after monocle should be big fake gray mustache. Then have him guest-star in an episode of FreedomToons.

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He’s gonna look great in a monocle. After that is procured can you get him a proper tux? Full tails preferred.

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I've never paid for internet content before, so I have to admit Winchester grifted me but good. But a monocle? I wonder if W has considered a pince nez.

Also, your reference to the Tennessee Kid has me wondering if you've read a lot of Damon Runyon.

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I would be more than happy to contribute to the "Winchester Monocle Fund" (WMF) but I'm saving up money to get my dog some swim trunks and goggles.

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