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Apr 20, 2023Liked by Frank J. Fleming

I feel the same about wasps.

I "first link" google searched whats the point of wasps and it said to help pest control on farms....

WHY THEY IN THE CITY GOOGLE?!?!?! IS THIS A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING?

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Apr 19, 2023Liked by Frank J. Fleming

I would've added Panda Bears to this list. They just seem to sit around and wait for food to come to them. I think the only reason they're still around is because of their entertainment value in zoos.

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Apr 19, 2023Liked by Frank J. Fleming

Polar bears. They hunt humans, and people are always whining about them maybe disappearing someday, so let's just do it already so they stop.

Aw, who'm I kidding, they'll just whine about something else. But at least we'll be rid of polar bears.

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Apr 19, 2023Liked by Frank J. Fleming

Armadillos. They're armored rats with leprosy who dig up your yard and destroy your garden.

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Apr 19, 2023Liked by Frank J. Fleming

Adios to the fire ants! Seems like it would be easy enough to replace them with regular ants. We probably wouldn't even have to try.

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I was low key hoping to see a hot take about Pit Bulls

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I hate mosquitoes, but without them, we will suffer a major change in the ecosystem.

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Getting rid of mosquitoes would mean millions of bats could starve. You can't just pull animals out of an ecosystem without any consequences.

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I assume wasps are implied to secretly be on the list, since everyone hates them anyway.

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I miss Scary Evil Monkey.

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