The First Premium Post

Your first glimpse at the glory of paid content

Here it is: My first premium post in the paid content era. It’s going to be some of the funniest, best writing you’ve ever seen… but only for paid subscribers. So, to people still on the free tier, I have to say goodbye. I’ll see you again soon, but all the glorious content below this part is only for those who are paying. Get ready, here it comes…