"He can breathe underwater and swim fast and has fish friends... so he’s sort of like a superhero."
I already like the Amazonian much more than Wonder Woman.
Hmmm. A lot of these superheroes seem very familiar to me. I can't quite put my finger on it but I know I've read something about a group with an over-powered space alien, an eccentric billionaire without actual powers, and a woman from a secret society of female warriors. Wait, is it The Avengers? No, that can't be it. They don't have a practically useless aquatic guy. Well, I'm sure it'll come to me eventually.
Seriously though, if there are twins with oddly limited shape shifting powers and an obnoxious monkey in the next chapter, just stop while you're ahead.