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Uh... is this the line for the free pizza?

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Sep 27, 2022·edited Sep 27, 2022

Italy isn't shaped like a boot, it's shaped like a high-heeled shoe worn by a stalk of broccoli. What kinda boots you wearing, Frank? Also, there is no non-sketchy part of Europe.

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This is why I homeschool my kids - public school didn’t teach me any of this stuff.

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Tell me about it ... I'm in a mixed marriage: Italian and NOT Italian

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