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Nov 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

i may have to call someone a "ghost-pooping cockroach" some time soon.

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Feb 5Liked by Frank J. Fleming

“Ignore her. She’s just making stuff up; she’s an unreliable narrator,” Driscoll told her, giving her the worst advice of her life.

^This is one of the best sentences I have read in a long, long time. It makes me jealous.

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Nov 22, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

So funny! Thank you for the laughs in the middle of the day. I have the books. Saving them for Christmas break.

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Nov 19, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

"Candy is my actual name. My stripper name is Sapphire."

Ahhh, peak Hellbender. Lulu also writes admirably fast. Great work, Frank!

Now, put Charlene's diary back where you found it, you perv. You're a married man.

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Nov 17, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

I was just about to start Hellbender 2 when this story came through in my email. Thanks for the laughs, Frank! The story refreshed in my mind why I loved the first Hellbender so much. Can't wait to dive into the second one!

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Good stuff Double-F! The unique angle of Lulu's narration and others' reaction to it made me smile out loud (SOL) repeatedly!

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