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Sep 20, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

Once again, the special guest is the absolute star of the show.

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Sep 20, 2022·edited Sep 20, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

Around 2016 or so I found the secret to getting the equivalent of 3 votes, all without committing any of that super scary voter fraud we hear so much about,. You know, the kind where there are mountains of evidence that always seems to get lost somewhere in between typing the fundraising email and the affidavit to be submitted to a court. Anyhow… I’m willing to share the secret with subscribers to this fine Substack account. What you do is use your ballot to vote for one of those parties for the social outcasts that Frank mentioned (or just write in some whackadoodle candidate like Mitt Romney or something). Then, as all the Republicans will tell you “that’s the same as voting for a Democrat”. And as all the Democrats will tell you “that’s the same as voting for a Republican”. Voila! Three votes, and it’s totally legal. You’re welcome.

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I too am named Frank, though people routinely call me “Fred.” Maybe their hearing is even worse??

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Sep 21, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

Gotta admit, I'm just here for Winchester.

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Sep 20, 2022·edited Sep 20, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

Frank, all legal scholars agree* that the 2nd Amendment's reference to Finger Guns clearly only applied to militias. Throw those things away or I'll report you to the ATFG.

*All legal scholars do not agree.

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Sep 20, 2022Liked by Frank J. Fleming

This antisocial outcast is glad you mentioned other parties. and while I'm named Gregg, no one has ever called me Frank.

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Unfortunately in politics it's always voting for the least-worst choice.

Anyone voting Libertarian, which is simply not a viable political party at this point, is essentially wasting their vote, draining votes from the Rs.

For example, Ross Perot's candidacy in the 1992 presidential election allowed Clinton to beat Bush I and start us on the calamitous path to Bush II, Obama and Biden

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