Hey, he's pretty g-- wwaaait a minute. If he checked out of politics once Reagan left, then how is he keeping up with all these issues today? Y'know, I don't think this Doyle Lankford guy's actually real at all! Close that hole in his backstory, Frank!
Commentary from a Crotchety, Old Conservative
Doyle must be related to Frank T. Rutherford.
Hey, he's pretty g-- wwaaait a minute. If he checked out of politics once Reagan left, then how is he keeping up with all these issues today? Y'know, I don't think this Doyle Lankford guy's actually real at all! Close that hole in his backstory, Frank!
Please, for the love of all that helps makes sense of this upside world, make this commentary by "Doyle" a regular thing.
Now Doyle's the kind of fellow who ought to be running things.